Harebrained online marketing

image Hot on the heels of the www.milliondollarhomepage.com comes, yes, you guessed it, www.milliondollarpubes.com. For just $2 per pixel (sold in blocks of 10×10 pixels = $200) you can now buy your place in pubic hair history.

As at today 191 nutters have each shelled out $200 for the privilege and even received their complimentary pubic hair in return. The money raised will supposedly be used to fund laser hair removal surgery for the mystery (and presumably very hairy) woman behind this hair-raising scheme.

Whatever next? www.milliondollarearwax.com? www.milliondollarbogey.com? www.milliondollarbodyparts.com? The mind boggles…